About

the marketing secretary

Our Unhinged Origin Story

Maybe I listened to RATM a few too many times as a kid growing up, but I am now in my 40’s and wanting to rage against the system harder than ever.

Money is only a tool. Anti capitalist etc.

“We’re the marketing agency for people who:

  • Hate marketing agencies
  • Love memes but need real results
  • Know ‘viral’ shouldn’t mean ‘embarrassing’

Elizabeth

SalesForce guru

10/10 at roasting bad ads.

0/10 at keeping plants alive.

Emily

Event Coordination Specialist

Alex

Ai Integration Expert

Jennifer

VA/Solutions Manager