the marketing secretary
Our Unhinged Origin Story
Maybe I listened to RATM a few too many times as a kid growing up, but I am now in my 40’s and wanting to rage against the system harder than ever.
Money is only a tool. Anti capitalist etc.
“We’re the marketing agency for people who:
- Hate marketing agencies
- Love memes but need real results
- Know ‘viral’ shouldn’t mean ‘embarrassing’

Elizabeth
SalesForce guru
10/10 at roasting bad ads.
0/10 at keeping plants alive.
Emily
Event Coordination Specialist
Alex
Ai Integration Expert
Jennifer
VA/Solutions Manager
